Miaow Miaow. I would like to go out please.
It’s raining, and you won’t like it.
Miaow Miaow. I still would like to try it for myself. Miaow.
<open door and LP screws up eyes and about turns>
5 minutes later…
Miaow Miaow. I would like to go out.
It is drizzling now and you won’t like it.
Miaow Miaow. If you please, I will make that decision myself.
<open door, LP ventures forth, sits for 2 seconds and about turns, looking at me accusingly as if I am personally responsible for the rain>
Miaow Miaow Miaow. Can you turn it off so I can go and play, please? Miaow Miaow Miaow……