Why I’ve never been to Greenbelt

I’ve never been to the Holy Land.

I’ve never been to Taize in France.

And I’ve never been to Greenbelt.

It’s not that I wouldn’t like to go. I’d love to go.

But there are two reasons why I’ve never been to any of these places.

Two reasons.

And they are: (1) porcelain toilets and (2) an unending supply of soft toilet paper.

Advertisements

7 thoughts on “Why I’ve never been to Greenbelt

  1. Well the good news is that the adult 9as in over 35s) section at Taize has propert toilets and soft toilet paper. Also hot showers. Go girl! It’s wonderful.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s