Joke for the day

A priest places his order at the pet store: “I need at least 50 mice, 2000 ants and as many of those little silverfish you can get.” The clerk replies, “We can probably do that, but it might take some time. Mind if I ask why you are placing such an unusual order?” The priest replies, “I’ve accepted a call to another church and the congregation council told me to leave the rectory the way I found it.”

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