Handbag of glory
May 7, 2008 by revruth
This is the new handbag of glory. There are not more than one handbags of glory. Others that once bore that name have now gone to handbag heaven. This is the only one. All others are imposters.
May 7, 2008 by revruth
This is the new handbag of glory. There are not more than one handbags of glory. Others that once bore that name have now gone to handbag heaven. This is the only one. All others are imposters.
Do I see a wee flower there Ruth? Careful, Liberty prints and twin sets next! And who is Rona or is it Rena…? Does she know you have her handbag?
It looks like my reluctantly owned pink phone would go with it very nicely indeed.
Tweed. That’s all I’m saying.
Tweed.
I think Rona is the designer. I may lose the Rona tag. Actually I used to have a lovely Liberty hanky… wonder where it went…
Yes, Kelvin, it is tweed. But trendy tweed. And you’re a fine one to talk with THAT tie!
Let’s just keep the handbag and the tie away from each other, for everyone’s sake. You will just have to sling it out to see which is allowed to Synod dinner.
Surely he wouldn’t wear THAT tie to the Synod dinner?
What, you think synod members might not spot the ironic pastiche?
Right! List me synod members who would recognise an ironic pastiche even if it jumped up and bit them on the nose…
Gently children! Or is it houndstooth tweed?
Actually, I’ve a fancy that the General Synod of the Scottish Episcopal Church might have more members capable of identifying ironic pastiche than most synodical bodies of the Anglican Communion.
Now, what vote could we propose which would put that to the test?
surely the vote regarding a new prayerbook?
You’re quite right, Mother. Or perhaps keeping a Care Home open?